Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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