don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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