apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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