quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
