talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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