Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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