Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm too high and old for this...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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