ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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