What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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