I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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