im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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