But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
tell me about the eggs
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