Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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