"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
