Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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