I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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