I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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