I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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