You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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