He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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