i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
