Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Randomize
