I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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