this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
so let's talk penis.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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