idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
