Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I don't think brook has ever known best
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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