did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
