Non-Jews are for practice
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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