he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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