Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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