Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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