Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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