Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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