A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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