I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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