You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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