it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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