the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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