gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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