I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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