Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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