Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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