Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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