I wannas sexs uuuuu
Porn is love you can see.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I have fence marks all over my body
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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