i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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