Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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