she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Of course I have a pirate flag
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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