I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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