Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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