I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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